HOW TO USE THE F-WORD

1.dismay - ou! fuck it
2.aggression - fuck u
3.passive - fuck me
4.command - go fuck yourself
5.incompetence - he's a fuck up
6.laziness - he's a fuck up
7.ignorance - he's a fucking jerk
8.trouble - I guess i'm fucked now
9.confusion - what the fuck
10.despair - fucked again
11.philosophical - who gives a fuck?
12.denial - u ain't fucking me
13.rebellion - fuck the world
14.etiquette - pass the fucking salt
15.fraud - I got fucked by my insurance agent
16.difficulty - I can't understand this fucking business
17.identification - who the fuck are u?
18.ugliness - you're a dumb looking fuck
19.agreement - you're fucking oh right
20.benevolence - don't do me any fucking favours